Chickenpox – Free Crochet Pattern

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Crochet Pattern for Chicken Pox

Here’s another addition to my Cuddly Microbes set. Check out the previous ones Anthrax, Mr. Sa, Mr. Sniffles, Clem and Lydia. You can have a whole set of little microbes.

Meet Eggbert. He’s a Chicken Pox virus. Now there is a vaccination for Chicken Pox. I remember people sending their kids over to get Chicken Pox when I had it. It was summer, my grandparents were up for a visit, but I couldn’t leave and stayed on the couch.

The pattern is not tested. Let me know if you have any questions or if there are problems with the pattern. If you post a picture, use #drunkenauntwendy so I can find it.

Crochet Pattern for Chicken Pox
Chicken Pox

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn in White
I love this yarn in Red
12 mm Yellow Safety eyes
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
DC- Double Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only

Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

BODY
In White
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Round 7: (5 SC, INC) 6 times [42].
Round 8: (3 SC, INC, 3 SC) 6 times [48].
Rounds 9-20: 12 rows SC [48 stitches per row].
Round 21: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times [42].
Round 22: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Round 23: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Round 24: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Start stuffing here and place eyes.
Round 25: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 26: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 27: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Thread through the last row and pull up tight to close.

COMB
In Red, Ch 51
Row 1: Inc in 2nd Chain from hook, INC in remaining 49 stitches [100].
Row 2: (SL, SC, HDC, DC, TC, TC, DC, HDC, SC, SL) 10 times [20 SL, 20, SC, 20 HDC, 20 DC, 20 TC]
Fasten off. Wrap around body between the eyes and sew to secure.

 

Pennywise (1990s) – Free Crochet Pattern

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Crochet pattern for a mini Pennywise

Last fall I was working on a bunch of mini monsters. I got quite a few typed, but not all.

Do you remember the 1990 TV miniseries, IT? My whole family had read the book, we were so excited for this movie. Tim Curry personified Pennywise for me. Don’t get me wrong, the new Pennywise is great. I’m really excited about the 2nd half of that move, but this one has stuck with me for years.

Here you go. If you have any issues, please let me know. If you make him, please use #drunkenauntwendy so I can find it on social media.

Pennywise 1990s
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Materials

I love this yarn – Sungold
I love this yarn – Antique White
I love this yarn – Red
I love this yarn – Neon Orange
I love this yarn – Med Blue
Black embroidery floss
Red oval safety nose
9 mm safety eyes Spray Painted White
Size E crochet hook
Large eye blunt needle
Polyfiberfill

Abbreviations

SC – Single Crochet
DC – Double Crochet
Ch- Chain
INC – SC 2 stitches into same stitch
DEC – SC two stitches together
BLO – Back loops only
FLO – Front Loops only

Gauge – Gauge is not important for this project, but if you are making it from the kit, you should use the right size needle to ensure you don’t run out of yarn.

Notes:
Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.
The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

Crochet section is worked in partly in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

Crochet pattern for a mini Pennywise

BODY

In Sungold, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Rounds 6-9: 4 rows SC [30 per row].
Round 10: (13 SC, DEC) 2 times [28]. Round 11: (5 SC, DEC) 4 times [24].
Start stuffing
Round 12: (4 SC, DEC) 4 times [20].
Round 13: (8 SC, DEC) 2 times [18].
Round 14: SC row [18].
Fasten off.
HEAD

In Antique White, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (5 SC, INC) 3 times [21].
Round 5: (6 SC, INC) 3 times [24].
Round 6: SC 15 stitches in BLOs, SC remaining 9 stitches [24].
Rounds 7-8: 2 rows SC [24 stitches each row].
Stop here and insert safety eyes and nose.
Using Embroidery Floss embroider black lines down from the eyes.
Embroider Mouth using Floss.. Make a straight stitch and then two perpendicular stitches. Then Start stuffing.
Round 9: (6 SC, DEC) 3 times [21].
Round 10: (5 SC, DEC) 3 times [18].
Round 11: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 12: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Attach to Body.

POMPOMS
Make 2 in Orange Neon
Ch 2:
Round 1: SC 4 in 2nd Chain from hook [4]
Round 2: INC in each Stitch [8].
Fasten off. Sew to front of body under ruffle.

COLLAR (In Blue)
Ch 15
Row 1: SC in 2nd Chain from hook, SC in remaining stitches [14].
Row 2: (INC, SC) 7 times [21].
Fasten off. Attach under the head.

HAIR
In Red, Ch 16
Row 1: Starting in 2nd chain from hook, Using Loop stitches, INC in each stitch. [30].
Fasten off and sew to the unused stitches from Round 6 in the head.

Don’t forget the other ones.

Mini Monster
These pots don’t need to be watered.

Clem and Lydia Chlamydia – Free Crochet Pattern

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Crocheted Chlamydia Pattern

Sometimes I make weird things. It’s fun to step outside of the box. Here’s another addition to my crocheted microbes collection. If you want to make a set, don’t forget to check out Mr. Sniffles, Anthrax and Mr. Sa. There are more to come.

I hope you enjoy. This is not a tested pattern so let me know if you have problems or anything is confusing.  Use #drunkenauntwendy if you post a picture so I can find it. Also check out my Etsy shop for tested patterns, kits and completed plush.

Without further ado, here’s Clem and Lydia. They might be Chlamydia, but they are super cute.

Crocheted Chlamydia Pattern

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn – Jellybean
I love this yarn – Limelight
I love this yarn – Hot Rose (Lydia only)
Size 18 mm Plastic Safety eyes
Doll eyelashes (Lydia only, 5 per eye)
Epoxy 6060
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
DC – Double Crochet
TC- Triple Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
FLO – Front Loops Only

Note: Almost the entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

See last page for alternative color options

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

If you are making Lydia, cut a section of 5 doll eyelashes and attach to the flat part of the safety eyes using the Epoxy 6060. Set aside to dry.

BODY
In Limelight
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Round 7: (5 SC, INC) 6 times [42].
Round 8: (3 SC, INC, 3 SC) 6 times [48].
Round 9: (7 SC, INC) 6 times [54].
Rounds 10-21: 12 rows SC [54 stitches per row].
Place safety eyes between Rows 11-12 approximately 9 stitches apart.
Start stuffing
Round 22: (7 SC, DEC) 6 times [48].
Round 23: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times [42].
Round 24: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Round 25: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Round 26: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 27: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 28: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 29: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Thread tail through stitches in Round 29 and pull up tight to close.

MOUTH
In Jellybean
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Fasten off and sew to the body.

SPIKES (Make 6)
In Jellybean
Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [4].
Rounds 2-5: 4 rows SC [4 stitches per row].
Fasten off and sew to the top of the body.

BOW
In Hot Rose,
Ch 11
Row 1: TC in 4th Ch from hook, DC, DC, SC, DC, DC, TC, TC [SC, 4 DC, 3 TC]
Fasten off leaving a long tail. Wrap tail around center to define the bow and the sew to the face above the eye.

Red Fraggle – Free Crochet Pattern

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Crocheted Fraggle Pattern

When I was younger, I loved going to my Grandma’s to watch Fraggle Rock. We lived in the country and back then cable service didn’t reach that far. From the Fraggles to their Doozers to Majory the trash heap, I adored it all. It is possible that I may have been obsesses with Jim Henson and the muppets.

As always, this pattern is not tested. Let me know if you have any problems. Please us #drunkenauntwendy if you make her so I can find your work.

Down at Fraggle Rock.

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Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn – Red
I love this yarn – Orange
I love this yarn – Soft Pink
I love this yarn – Sungold
Size 18 mm Plastic Safety eyes
1 ½ inch to 2 inch pom pom maker
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
DC – Double Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
FLO – Front Loops Only

Note: Almost the entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

See last page for alternative color options

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

HEAD – in Sungold
The head is made by doing an oval increase. Sometimes it helps to mark where your increases are going to go with a spare piece of contrasting yarn. Just note that the first row is worked on both sides of the starting chain. The face is then embroidered on before you finish the head and stuff him.
Ch 8
Round 1: SC in 2nd Ch, SC in next 5 stitches. 3 SC in last stitch. Working in the unused loops from the chain, SC 5, 3 SC in last chain. [18].
Round 2: [6 SC, (INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [24].
Round 3: [6 SC, (SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [30].
Round 4: [6 SC, (SC, INC, SC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [36].
Round 5: [6 SC, (3 SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [42].
Round 6: [6 SC, (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [48].
Rounds 7-11: SC in each stitch for 5 rows [48 stitches per row].
Round 12: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times [42].
Round 13: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Rounds 14-17: 4 rows SC [36 stitches per row].
Round 18: (4SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Place eyes

Start stuffing
Round 19: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 20: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 21: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 22: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Leave a long tail. Thread tail through the stitches in Round 22. Pull up tight to close the hole.

HAIR and TAIL (make 3)
In Orange,
Make a pompom using your pompom maker. Trim to shape. Sew two firmly to the head. Set aside 3rd for the tail.

BOWS
Using short pieces of Soft Pink, tie bows around the base of the pompoms.

NOSE
In Yellow,
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: SC row [12].
Round 4: (5 SC, INC) 2 times [14].
Fasten off, pull oblong and sew to face.

MOUTH
In red, Chain 9
Note this is worked back and forth
Row 1: Slip stitch in 2nd Chain from hook, SC, HDC, DC, DC, HDC, SC, Slip Stitch change color to yellow in last stitch [12]
Row 2: (SC, DEC) 4 times [8]
Row 3: DEC, 4 SC, DEC [6].
Fasten off and leave a long tail for sewing.
Sew under nose

BODY
In Orange, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: SC row [12].
Round 4: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 5: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 6: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30]
Rounds 7-8: 2 rows SC, change colors to red in the last stitch [30 stitches per row].
Round 9: SC row [30].
Round 10: SC in BLOs [30].
Round 11: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Rounds 12-13: 2 rows SC [24 stitches per row].
Start stuffing.
Round 14: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Rounds 15-16: 2 rows SC [18 stitches per row].
Round 17: SC in BLOS [18].
Fasten off and sew to the bottom of the head.

ARMS (Make 2)
In yellow, Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [4].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [8].
Round 3: SC row [8].
Round 4: (2 SC, DEC) 2 times [6]. Change colors to Red in last stitch.
Round 5: SC row [6].
Round 6: SC row in BLOS [6].
Rounds 7-13: 7 rows SC [6 stitches per row].
Fasten off. Don’t stuff. Sew to sides of body.

LEGS AND FEET (Make 2)
In Yellow, Ch 5
Round 1: SC in 2nd Ch, SC in next 2 stitches. 3 SC in last stitch. Working in the unused loops from the chain, SC 3, 3 SC in last chain. [12].
Round 2: [3 SC, (INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [18].
Round 3: SC row in FLOs [18].
Round 4: 3 SC, 3 DEC, 9 SC [15].
Round 5: SC, 4 DEC, 6 SC [11].
Start stuffing
Round 6: 3 DEC, 5 SC [8].
Rounds 7-14: 8 rows SC [8 stitches per row].
Fasten off and sew to bottom of body.

TAIL
In orange, Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [4].
Rounds 2-11: 10 rows SC [4 stitches per row].
Fasten off. Attach left over pompom. Sew to the back of body in the orange section.

Bandit the Raccoon – Free Crochet Pattern

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Free Crochet Pattern for a Raccoon

Bandit is an adorable little Raccoon I sketched out awhile ago. I made a moose as well but he isn’t typed yet.

Make sure you follow me on Instagram to have a say in what I make next. The last poll between Red from Fraggle Rock and Boo Berry was overwhelmingly for Boo Berry.

If you make Bandit, please use #drunkenauntwendy so I can find it.

Like usual, this pattern is not tested. If you have problems let me know.

For tested patterns, kits and more, please check out my Etsy shop. Free Crochet Pattern for a Raccoon

 

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn – White
I love this yarn – Greybeard
I love this yarn – Black
12 MM Safety Eyes
12 X 18 black Safety Nose
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle

Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
DC – Double Crochet
TC – Triple Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
Puff Stitch –(Insert the hook in the stitch, yarn over, draw the yarn through the stitch) repeat 2 more times. You should have loops on your hook. Yarn over and draw through all 6 loops on the hook. Push the stitch out.

Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
BLACK EYE PATCHES (Make 2)
In Black, CH 8
Row 1: TC in 3rd chain from hook, DC, 2 HDC, SC, Slip Stich.
Fasten off, set aside to sew on.

WHITE EYE PATCHES (Make 2)
In White, Ch 10

Row 1: SC in 2nd Chain from hook, 5 SC, 3 Slip stitches.
Fasten off. Set aside to sew on later.

EARS (Make 2)
In Black, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 Sc in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: (2 SC, INC) 2 times [8].
Round 3: (3 SC, INC) 2 times [10].
Round 4: (4 SC, INC) 2 times [12].
Round 5: (5 SC, INC) 2 times [14].
Round 6: (6 SC, INC) 2 times [16].
Fasten off. Fold in half and curve slightly when sewing them on.

BELLY PATCH
In White, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Fasten off sew to body as instructed.

BODY
In Greybeard, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Rounds 7-10: 4 rows SC [36 stitches per row].
Round 11: (5 SC, INC) 6 times [42].
Rounds 12-15: 4 rows SC [42 stitches per row].
Place eyes between 11-12 by placing the edge of the black eye patch over the post and then putting the post through the body to secure the eye. Sew black eye patch down. Sew on white eye patch and ears.
Round 16: (3 SC, INC, 3 SC) 6 times [48].
Rounds 17-20: 4 rows SC [48 stitches per row]
Place nose between rows 13-14
Round 21: (7 SC, INC) 6 times [54].
Rounds 22-25: 4 rows SC [54 stitches per row].
Sew on Belly Patch
Round 26: In BLOs, SC in each stitch [54].
Round 27: (7 SC, DEC) 6 times [48].
Round 28: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times [42].
Round 29: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Round 30: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Start stuffing
Round 31: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 32: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 33: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 34: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Leave a long tail. Thread tail through stitches from Round 34 and pull up tight to close hole. Weave in ends.

TAIL
In Black, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Rounds 7-10: 4 rows SC [36 stitches per row]. Change Color to Grey beard in last stitch.
Rounds 11-12: 2 rows SC [36 stitches per row]. Change Color to Black in last stitch.
Round 13: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30]
Rounds 14-16: 3 rows SC [30 stitches per row]. Change Color to Grey beard in last stitch.
Rounds 17-18: 2 rows SC [30 stitches per row]. Change Color to Black in last stitch.
Round 19: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24]
Start Stuffing
Rounds 20-23: 3 rows SC [24 stitches per row]. Change Color to Grey beard in last stitch.
Rounds 24-25: 2 rows SC [24 stitches per row]. Change Color to Black in last stitch.
Round 26: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18]
Rounds 27-30: 3 rows SC [18 stitches per row].
Fasten off and sew to back of body at a slight angle.

Pinky – Free Crochet Pattern

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Crocheted Pinky

I’m back!!! The county fair is over. School will be starting back soon. I actually have time to crochet and type. It’s wonderful!!

My apologies for this taking so long. You make his companion Brain and then plot to take over the world. It takes a lot of restraint not to do stop motion movies with these little guys.

If you make him, use #drunkenauntwendy so I can find him on your social media and give you lots of likes.

NARF!

Pinky
© 2018DrunkenAuntWendyDesigns

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn – White
I love this yarn – Pink
I love this yarn – Antique White
Embroidery Floss in Black (1 yd)
14 MM Safety Eyes
Oval Red Safety Nose
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle

Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
DC – Double Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
Puff Stitch –(Insert the hook in the stitch, yarn over, draw the yarn through the stitch) repeat 2 more times. You should have loops on your hook. Yarn over and draw through all 6 loops on the hook. Push the stitch out.

Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
HEAD – in White
The head is made by doing an oval increase. Sometimes it helps to mark where your increases are going to go with a spare piece of contrasting yarn. Just note that the first row is worked on both sides of the starting chain. The face is then embroidered on before you finish the head and stuff him.
Ch 8
Round 1: SC in 2nd Ch, SC in next 5 stitches. 3 SC in last stitch. Working in the unused loops from the chain, SC 6, 3 SC in last chain. [18].
Round 2: [6 SC, (INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [24].
Round 3: [6 SC, (SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [30].
Round 4: [6 SC, (SC, INC, SC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [36].
Round 5: [6 SC, (3 SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [42].
Rounds 6-17: SC in each stitch for 12 rows [42 stitches per row].

Insert the safety eyes btw rows 10 & 11. Approximately 11 stitches apart.

Place the nose halfway between the eyes one row down.

Using the embroidery floss, embroider eyebrows.

Round 18: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Round 19: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].

Using Embroidery Floss embroider a smile on his face.
Start stuffing
Round 20: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 21: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 22: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 23: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Leave a long tail. Thread tail through the stitches in Round 23. Pull up tight to close the hole.

OUTER EAR (Make 2)
In White, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Round 7: (5 SC, INC) 6 times [42].
Fasten off and leave a long tail for sewing.

INNER EAR (Make 2)
In Pink, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Fasten off and leave a long tail for sewing. Attach with the wrong sides together. Be careful sewing so that the pink doesn’t show through on the other side.

Attach ears high on the sides of the head. You may want to pin them in place to check placement before sewing them on.

TEETH (Make 2)
In Antique White, Ch 3
Row 1: SC in 2nd chain from hook, SC, Chain 1, turn [2].
Row 2: 2 SC [2].
Fasten off. Sew to Pinky’s face in his smile.

HAIR
In White, Ch 5
Note this portion is worked back and forth
Row 1: SL ST in 2nd Chain from hook, 3 SC, Ch 3
Row 2: SL in 2nd Ch from hook, SC.
Fasten off and sew to the top of his head between the ears.
FEET (Make 2)
Note you will make two feet and attach them pursuant to the instructions for the body. You will fasten off the first one and not the second one. These are also done with an oval increase.
In Pink, Ch 5
Round 1: SC in 2nd Ch, SC in next 2 stitches. 3 SC in last stitch. Working in the unused loops from the chain, SC 3, 3 SC in last chain. [12].
Round 2: 3 SC, INC 3 times, 6 SC [18].
Round 3: 3 SC, (Puff Stitch, SC) 3times, 6 SC [12 SC, 3 Puff Stitches].
Round 4: 3 SC, 3 DEC, 6 SC [12]. Change colors to White.
Round 5: (SC, DEC) 4 times [8].
Rounds 6-10: 5 rows SC [8 SC per row].
Fasten off the first one. Do not fasten off the second leg and proceed to the instructions for the body.

BODY (In White)
Try to make sure both feet are facing the same direction. However, you can definitely have fun and have his feet sit sideways.
Round 1: SC around first leg and then around second leg to join legs together [16].
Round 2: (3 SC, INC) 4 times [20].
Round 3: SC row [20]
Round 4: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 4 times [24].
Rounds 5-14: 10 Rows SC [24 stitches per row].
Start Stuffing
Round 15: (4 SC, DEC) 4 times [20].
Rounds 16-17: 3 rows SC [24 stitches per row].
Round 18: (3 SC, DEC) 4 times [16].
Rounds 19-20: 2 rows SC [16 stitches per row].
Fasten off. Stuff firmly and attach to the bottom of the head.

ARMS (Make 2)
In Pink Ch 2:
Round 1: 8 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [8].
Round 2: SC row [8].
Round 3: (DEC, 2 SC) 2 times [6].
Round 4: (DEC, SC) 2 times [4]. Change Colors to White.
Rounds 5-18: 14 rows SC [4 stitches per row].

Fasten off and sew to the body right under the head. Then attach the hands together behind the body to give him his pondering look.

TAIL in Pink
3 stitch crochet Icord for 13 rows.
Fasten off and sew to back of body.
Stick with the Icord, it is fiddly, but works out. Promise.

Now go you have made the real genius. The other’s insane.

 

Neo – Ice Cream

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Free Crochet Pattern - Ice Cream Cone

Free Crochet Pattern - Ice Cream ConeI ran a poll on Instagram asking what I should design next. The choice was overwhelmingly Sweet Treats. One of these days, I will get to make the Crocheted Cocktails.

Here’s your free pattern. Make sure to use #drunkenauntwendy if you post on Instagram.

Materials

Yarn in Tan, Pink, Red
Embroidery Floss in Black
Size E Crochet Hook
Poly fiberfill
Glue if you want
Large eye blunt needle

Abbreviations

Ch – Chain
SC – Single Crochet
INC – 2 Single Crochet in designated stitch
DEC – Single Crochet 2 stitches together
DC – Double Crochet

Gauge is not important for this project unless you have purchased a kit. Using the right size hook is important to ensure you have enough yarn.

Notes: Almost the entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.
Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

CONE
In Tan, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: (INC, 2 SC) 2 times [8].
Round 3: (INC, 3 SC) 2 times [10].
Round 4: (INC, 4 SC) 2 times [12].
Round 5: (INC, 5 SC) 2 times [14].
Round 6: (INC, 6 SC) 2 times [16].
Round 7: (INC, 7 SC) 2 times [18].
Round 8: (INC, 8 SC) 2 times [20].
Round 9: (INC, 9 SC) 2 times [22].
Round 10: (INC, 10 SC) 2 times [24].
Round 11: (INC, 11 SC) 2 times [26].
Round 12: (INC, 12 SC) 2 times [28].
Round 13: (INC, 13 SC) 2 times [30].
Round 14: (INC, 14 SC) 2 times [32].
Round 15: (INC, 15 SC) 2 times [34].
Round 16: (INC, 16 SC) 2 times [36].
Fasten off. Leave a long tail for sewing.
Stuff and sew to Ice cream when it is done.

ICE CREAM

In Pink,
CH 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Round 7: (5 SC, INC) 6 times [42].
Rounds 8-15: 8 rows SC [42 stitches in each row].
Round 16: (DEC, 5 SC) 6 times [36].
Round 17: (Sk stitch, 5 DC in next stitch, Sk Stitck, SC) around.

Fasten off and leave a long tail for sewing.

Using embroidery floss, embroider the face using the picture for reference. Double up to make the features show up better.

CHEEKS (Make 2)
In Red
Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [4]. Slip stitch to join making a circle.
Round 2: INC in each stitch around, slip stitch to join [12].
Round 3: In FLOs (3 DC in 1st Stitch, Slip stitch in next stitch) 6 times, [6 DC, 6 Slip Stitch].

 

 

 

 

Casey Cactum – Free Pattern

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Crochet Cactus Pattern

I’ve been making a bunch of Ms. Prickles for an upcoming craft fair. My son decided he needed to sketch a Cactus for me to make.

Tommy's sketch
Mom – make me this.

I did as I was asked. Here’s Casey Cactum, another addition to my collection of Cacti.

Crochet Cactus Pattern

As always, this pattern is not tested, if you find any errors, let me know.

Please use #drunkenauntwendy if you make him so I can find him.

Here’s your pattern:

Materials

Yarn in Tan, Lime Green, Sky Blue, Hot Pink
Embroidery Floss in Black
Size E Crochet Hook
2.5 inch Terra Cotta Pots
Poly fiberfill
Glue if you want
Large eye blunt needle

Abbreviations

Ch – Chain
SC – Single Crochet
INC – 2 Single Crochet in designated stitch
DEC – Single Crochet 2 stitches together
DC – Double Crochet
FLO – Front loops only
BLO – Back loops only

Gauge is not important for this project unless you have purchased a kit. Using the right size hook is important to ensure you have enough yarn.

Notes: Almost the entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.
Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

BASE
In Tan, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Round 7: SC row in BLOs [36].
Round 8: (DEC, 4 SC) 6 times [30]
Round 9: (DEC, 3 SC) 6 times [24].
Round 10: (DEC, 2 SC) 6 times [18].
Round 11: (DEC, SC) 6 times [12].
Stuff
Round 12: DEC 6 times in BLO.
Fasten off. Using a long tail sew up opening. Once you have sewn on the body stuff into the pot. You can glue it in if you want. I recommend gluing it in to keep it in place.

BODY

In LimeCH 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Round 7: (5 SC, INC) 6 times [42].
Rounds 8-15: 8 rows SC [42 stitches in each row].
Round 16: (DEC, 5 SC) 6 times [36].
Round 17: (DEC, 4 SC) 6 times [30].
Round 18: (DEC, 3 SC) 6 times [24].

Fasten off and leave a long tail for sewing.

Using embroidery floss, embroider the face using the picture for reference. Double up to make the features show up better.

Using Hot Pink,

Embroider Cheeks using straight stitches.
Thread tail through the last year to close up the bottom a little.

Stuff firmly. Sew to Base.

FLOWER
In Sky Blue
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch around, slip stitch to join [12].
Round 3: In FLOs (3 DC in 1st Stitch, Slip stitch in next stitch) 6 times, [6 DC, 6 Slip Stitch].

 

Horned Headband – Free Pattern

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Crocheted Horn Headbands

I had this odd idea to add horns to headbands. We are going to a Anime Comic Con this summer, so really I was thinking of an easy cosplay for myself.

So far I have come up with 4 different types. I haven’t got my daughter to pose with all the headbands.

Crocheted Horned Headbands

Here’s me in my first set, before I finished them.

Small crocheted horns

Here’s the first one finished. They were immediately annexed by my teenager.

IMG_4275

Crocheted Horn Headbands

Here’s your free pattern for the last set of horns. Enjoy. The others will be up eventually. Please use #drunkenauntwendy if you make them and post on Instagram.
Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn – Pink
I love this yarn – Neon Blue
Black Plastic Headband
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle

Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only

Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

HORNS (Make 2)
Ch 2, in Neon Blue
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [4].
Round 2: INC in 1st Stitch, 3 SC [5].
Round 3: INC, 4 SC [6].
Round 4: INC, 5 SC [7].
Round 5: INC, 6 SC [8].
Round 6: INC, 7 SC [9].
Round 7: INC, 8 SC [10].
Round 8: Add pink, alternate SC in pink and blue for the row [10]. Drop Blue at the end.
Round 9: INC, 9 SC [11].
Round 10: INC, 10 SC [12].
Round 11: INC, 11 SC [13].
Round 12: INC, 12 SC [14].
Round 13: INC, 13 SC [15].
Round 14: INC, 14 SC [16].
Round 15: In BLOS, DEC 8 times [8].
Fasten off leaving a long tail for sewing.

Thread tail through the last row and pull up tight to close. Using the tail, attach the horns to the headband with the horns pointing backwards. Use several straight stitches to secure the horns.

Happy Crocheting.

Betty the Yeti – Free Crochet Pattern

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Free Crochet Yeti Pattern

This quarter I have taken up beading. It was really hard to start. Having the proper tools definitely makes it easier. I highly recommend using the right tools and amazon in order to make progress. Uploading images is proving difficult today. Make sure you check out what I have been up to on Instagram.

Meet Betty the Yeti. I created her for a contest. I didn’t win, but I adore her.

She is made with Bernat Blanket Yarn which is what gives it the super soft snuggliness.

Remember she isn’t tested. Let me know if you have any questions or issues. Please us #drunkenauntwendy if you post so I can find it and give you props.

Free Crochet Yeti Pattern
Squishable Softness

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn – White
I love this yarn – Peacock
Bernat Blanket – Vintage White
2 18 mm eyes
25 mm nose
5 eyelashes per eye
Size E crochet hook
Size H crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
E6000

Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
FLO – Front Loops Only

Note: Almost the entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

See last page for alternative color options

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

EYES
Before starting snip 5 eyelashes per eye. Glue to the flat part of the eye and set aside to dry.

FACEPLATE
Using Size E Hook, In White, Chain 8
Ch 8
Round 1: SC in 2nd Chain from hook, 5 SC, 3 SC in last stitch, using the unused loops from the first 6 stitches, SC 6, 3 SC in last stitch [18].
Round 2: 6 SC, 3 INC, 6 SC, 3 INC [24].
Round 3: 6 SC (SC, INC) 3 times, 6 SC (SC, INC) 3 times [30].
Round 4: 6 SC, (SC, INC, SC) 3 times, 6 SC, (SC, INC, SC) 3 times [36]. Change Colors to Peacock
Round 5: 6 SC (3 SC, INC) 3 times, 6 SC (3 SC, INC) 3 times [42].
Fasten off leaving a long tail for sewing. Set aside and create the body.

 

BODY
Body is worked by making each leg individually and then crocheted together.

Legs Make 2:
Holding two strands of Peacock together and using the larger hook, CH 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd CH from hook [6].
Round 2: (INC) 6 times [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: SC in BLO [24]. Change color to Vintage White in the last stitch.
Rounds 6-7: 2 rows SC [24 stitches per row]. Change colors to Peacock (Doubled).
Rounds 8-9: 2 Rows SC [24 Stitches per row], Change Color to Vintage White
Round 10: SC row [24]. Fasten off first leg. Repeat for the 2nd leg. Don’t fasten off the second leg. Proceed to Round 11:
Round 11: SC around each leg to join them together. [48].
Stuff the legs as you go.
Rounds 12-23: 12 rows SC [48 stitches per row].
Round 24: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times [42].
Round 25: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Round 26: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Stop here and sew on the face.
Once you have sewn on the faceplate, attach the eyes and nose.
Keep stuffing firmly as you finish the body.
Round 27: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 28: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 29: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 30: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off, thread the tail through round 30 and pull up tight to close the hole.

ARMS (MAKE 2)
Using 2 strands of Peacock, and larger hook, Chain 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd CH from hook [6].
Round 2: (INC) 6 times [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (5 SC, INC) 3 times [21], Change colors to Vintage White
Rounds 5-6: 2 rows SC [21 stitches per row]. Change Colors to Doubled Peacock
Rounds 7-8: 2 rows SC [21 stitches per row]. Change colors to Vintage White
Round 9: 19 SC, DEC [20].
Rounds 10-12: 3 rows SC [20 stitches per row].
Round 13: (8 SC, DEC) 2 times [18].
Round 14: SC row [18].
Round 15: (7 SC, DEC) 2 times [16].
Round 16: SC row [16].
Round 17: (6 SC, DEC) 2 times [14].
Round 18: SC row [14].
Fasten off.
Flatten opening. Sew to sides of body, close to the bottom of the faceplate.

HORNS (Make 2)
In Peacock, smaller hook, Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [4].
Round 2: INC, 3 SC [5].
Round 3: INC, 4 SC [6].
Round 4: INC, 5 SC [7].
Round 5: INC, 6 SC [8].
Round 6: INC, 7 SC [9].
Round 7: INC, 8 SC [10].
Round 8: INC, 9 SC [11].
Round 9: INC, 10 SC [12].
Round 10: 2 INC, 10 SC [14].
Round 11: INC, 2 SC, INC, 10 SC [16].
Round 12: SC row [16].
Round 13: INC, SC, INC, SC, INC, 11 SC [19].
Round 14: SC row [19].
Round 15: INC, 2 SC, INC, 2 SC, INC, SC remaining stitches [22].
Fasten off and stuff firmly.
Sew to the sides of head.