The Holidays and New Years are upon us. Do you need an excuse to drink Champagne? Well of course you need to make these little cork ornaments.
Get Corked and make some ornaments. Use #drunkenauntwendy if you make one. Go crazy and come up with your own.
Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
Brown
Champagne Corks
White Acrylic Paint
Screw eye
Ribbon
Black Sharpie
Light Pink Sharpie
Silver Sharpie
Epoxy 6000
Gauge: is not important for this project
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLOs – Back Loops Only
FLOs – Front loops only
Note: Hats are worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.
Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.
The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.
I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.
If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
BODY
Paint bottom of cork white red with the acrylic paint. I recommend two coats.
Once the paint is dry. Insert screw hook in the top of the cork.
Using the Sliver Sharpie, draw the silver waistband.
DEC – SC two stitches together BLO – Back loops only
FLO – Front Loops only
Gauge – Gauge is not important for this project, but if you are making it from the kit, you should use the right size needle to ensure you don’t run out of yarn.
Notes:
Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.
The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.
I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.
Crochet section is worked in partly in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.
In Antique White, Attach to unused loops in Round 6
Round 1: Inc in each stitch [60].
Round 2: SC in each stitch [60].
Fasten off.
HEAD
In Beige, Ch 2 Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [6]. Round 2: INC in each stitch [12]. Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18]. Round 4: (5 SC, INC) 3 times [21].
Round 5: (6 SC, INC) 3 times [24].
Rounds 6-8: 3 rows SC [24 stitches each row].
Stop here and insert safety eyes between rows 6-7. Before attaching the back, brush purple eyeshadow heavily around the top of the eyes and lightly around the bottom,Start stuffing.
Round 9: (6 SC, DEC) 3 times [21].
Round 10: (5 SC, DEC) 3 times [18].
Round 11: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 12: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Attach to Body.
HAIR
In Fuzzy Yellow
Take a piece of yarn and measure the crown of your dolls head. Set this aside, you will use this to make sure you make enough hair.
Using the hair color, wrap the yarn around an item the same width as you want the length of your hair to be. (I used my iphone). These wraps should be as long on the phone as your set aside piece of hair. The more wraps you do, the thicker the hair.
Then using the same yarn, SC along the spine of your item catching 3-4 pieces of yarn at a time. (This secures the hair). Fasten off and leave a long tail for sewing.
Cut the hair at the other end.
Lay chain on head with hair covering face and tack down. Flip hair to the back of the head and start tacking down sections. Leave some free. Using the Sharpie, Make the roots black.
JACKET
In Onyx, Ch 31
Row 1: SC in 2nd chain from hook. SC in remaining 29 stitches, Ch 1, turn [30]
Row 2: Sc 30, Ch 1, turn [30].
Row 3: Sc 30, Ch 1, turn [30].
Row 4: Dec, SC 26, DEC [28].
Row 5: DEC, SC 22, DEC [26].
Row 6: DEC, SC 18, DEC [24].
Fasten off leaving a long tail. Sew to body under head. Use the tail to embroider a mouth.
The pattern is not tested. Please let me know if you have any issues. Use #drunkenauntwendy when you post your work so I can find it and give you love.
Materials
I love this Yarn – black
I love this Yarn – Limelight
I love this Yarn – Sungold
I love this Yarn – Red
2 12 mm safety eyes
Size E crochet hook
Small Terra Cotta Pots
Poly fiberfill
Large eye blunt needle
Abbreviations
Ch – Chain
SC – Single Crochet
INC – 2 Single Crochet in designated stitch
DEC – Single Crochet 2 stitches together
DC – Double Crochet
BLO – back loops only
Gauge is not important for this project unless you have purchased a kit. Using the right size hook is important to ensure you have enough yarn.
Notes: Almost the entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.
Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.
The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.
I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.
If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
BASE
In Sungold, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: SC row in BLOs [30].
Round 7: (DEC, 3 SC) 6 times [24].
Round 8: SC row [24].
Round 9: (DEC, 2 SC) 6 times [18].
Round 10: SC row [18].
Round 11: (DEC, SC) 6 times [12].
Round 12: SC row [12].
Stuff
Round 13: DEC 6 times in BLO.
Fasten off. Using a long tail sew up opening. Stuff into the pot. You can glue it in if you want.
Red Bulb (Note this piece is worked back and forth)
In Red, Ch 11
Row 1: Sc in 2nd Chain from hook, SC in the remaining 9 stitches. [9].
Rows 2-21: Ch 1, turn SC in BLOs for 20 rows [10 stitches per row].
Row 22: SC to the starting chain to create a tube.
Fasten off leaving long chain.
Thread tail though one end of the tube to close it up making the top of the bulb. Don’t cut
Insert Eyes and embroider a sideways smile.
Stuff. Push the tail through to the bottom and thread through the bottom opening to close up the bulb.
STALK
In Limelight ch, 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd chain from hook.
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: SC in BLOS [12].
Round 4: SC [12].
Rounds 5-10: SC in BLOs for 6 rows [12].
Fasten off.
Ruffles on the Sides of Cacti (Make 4)
In Limelight
Row 1: Slip stitch down the stalk using the BLOs (8 stitches)
Row 2: Ch 1, Turn increase in each stitch. [16].
Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn – Orange
I love this yarn – Red
I love this yarn – Black
I love this yarn – Ocean
I Love this yarn – light purple
12 MM Safety Eyes Paint yellow with a black pupil, cover with varnish
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
FLO – Front Loops Only
Puff Stitch –(Insert the hook in the stitch, yarn over, draw the yarn through the stitch) repeat 2 more times. You should have loops on your hook. Yarn over and draw through all 6 loops on the hook. Push the stitch out.
Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.
Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.
The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.
I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.
If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
Before starting, paint your safety eyes yellow leaving a black pupil. Cover with a clear varnish.
HEAD – in BLACK
The head is made by doing an oval increase. Sometimes it helps to mark where your increases are going to go with a spare piece of contrasting yarn. Just note that the first row is worked on both sides of the starting chain. The face is then embroidered on before you add the hair and stuff him.
Ch 5
Round 1: SC in 2nd Ch, SC in next 2 stitches. 3 SC in last stitch. Working in the unused loops from the chain, SC 3, 3 SC in last chain. [12]
Round 2: [3 SC, (INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [18].
Round 3: [3 SC, (SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [24].
Round 4: [3 SC, (SC, INC, SC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [30].
Round 5: [3 SC, (3 SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [36].
Rounds 6-12: SC in each stitch for 7 rows [36 stitches per row].
Fasten off. Note: This flat edge is where you attach the hat.
Insert Eyes 4 rows down from the flat edge 7-8 stitches apart.
HAT – in Orange
Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [4].
Round 2: (INC, SC) 2 times [6].
Rounds 3-4: 2 rows SC [6 stitches per row].
Round 5: (INC, 2 SC) 2 times [8].
Rounds 6-7: 2 rows SC [8 stitches per row].
Round 8: (INC, 3 SC) 2 times [10].
Round 9: SC Row [10].
Round 10: (INC, 4 SC) 2 times [12].
Round 11: SC row [12].
Round 12: (INC, 5 SC) 2 times [14].
Round 13: (INC, 6 SC) 2 times [16].
Round 14: (INC, 7 SC) 2 times [18].
Round 15: (2 SC, INC) 6 times [24].
Round 16: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 17: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Round 18: (5 SC, INC) 6 times [42].
Round 19: (3 SC, INC, 3 SC) 6 times [48].
Round 20: (7 SC, INC) 6 times [54].
Round 21: (4 SC, INC, 4 SC) 6 times [60].
Round 22: (9 SC, INC) 6 times [60].
Round 23: (5 SC, INC, 5 SC) 6 times [72].
Fasten off . Stuff head and sew hat to his head.
EARS in Ocean (Make 2)
Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [4].
Round 2: (INC, SC) 2 times [6].
Rounds 3-4: 2 rows SC [6 stitches per row].
Round 5: (INC, 2 SC) 2 times [8].
Round 6: SC row [8].
Fasten off, fold in half and sew to each side of the hat.
BODY in Red
Ch 5
Round 1: SC in 2nd Chain from hook, 2 SC, 3 SC in last stitch, working on the other side of the chain, 3 SC, 3 SC in the end. [12].
Round 2: [3 SC (INC) 3 times] twice [18].
Round 3: [3 SC, (INC, SC) 3 times] twice [24].
Rounds 4-5: 2 rows SC [24 stitches per row.
Round 6: (INC, SC) 12 times [36].
Rounds 7-10: 4 rows SC [36 stitches per row].
Round 11: (INC, SC) 18 times [54]
Rounds 12-13: 2 rows SC [54].
Round 14: SC in FLOs [54].
Fasten off.
Sew head to top
ARMS Make 2 starting in Ocean
Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [4].
Round 2: Sc row [4].
Round 3: 3 SC, Puff Stitch [4].
Round 4: (INC, SC) 2 times [6].
Round 5: SC row, Change Colors to red in last stitch [6].
Round 6: SC in BLOs [6]
Rounds 7-10: 4 rows SC [6 stitches per row].
Fasten off
Sleeve – attach to unused loops from Round 6.
Round 1: INC in each stitch [12]
Round 2: SC row [12].
Fasten off.
Attach arms to body. Weave in all ends.
SCARF in Light Purple
Ch 33
Row 1: Sc in 2nd Chain from hook, SC in remaining 31 stitches
Row 2: Ch 1, turn, 32 HDC
Fasten off.
Attach around neck.
I’m trying to make typing patterns more of a goal than it has been in the past.
If you follow me on Instagram you know I have been painting and it is taking a lot of time. Plus I was inundated with toy plushies for Christmas orders.
Now, I am working on a fantastic custom order based off of Kevin the Bacon Scarf. Stay tuned for more updates.
Did I mention, I’m also opening a wine bar and patio. Needless to say typing patterns has not been a priority. I’m trying to fix that.
As I have said before, it is hard to find the comic book ladies in crochet form. Everyone goes to your male heroes, but the ladies are underrepresented.
Remember Thundercats? I do, I wanted to be Cheetara when I was younger. (I was young and didn’t understand cartoons vs reality). So I made my very own plush Cheetara. There is needlefelting and quite a bit of hair, but she should be fairly simple once you get those done.
As always if you make her use #drunkenauntwendy so I can find her on Social Media and give you a thumbs up.
Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
Vanna’s Choice – Rust
Vanna’s Choice – Mustard
Vanna’s Choice – Fisherman
I love this yarn – Red
Caron Simply Soft – Lemonade
Orange Wool Roving
12 MM Safety Eyes
Black Sharpie
Needle Felting Tool
Doll eyelashes
E6000 epoxy
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
DC – Double Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
Puff Stitch –(Insert the hook in the stitch, yarn over, draw the yarn through the stitch) repeat 2 more times. You should have loops on your hook. Yarn over and draw through all 6 loops on the hook. Push the stitch out.
BLO – Back Loops Only
FLO – Front Loops Only
Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.
Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.
The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.
I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.
If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
EYES
Before starting the head, clip a section of three lashes per eye. Glue to the flat portion of your safety eyes and set aside to dry.
HEAD in Fisherman
Head is worked as an oval. The increases go on the sides of the oval.
Ch 8
Round 1: SC in 2nd Ch from hook, SC for 5 stitches, 3 SC in last stitch, working in the unused loops from the first few stitches, 6 SC, 3 SC in the beginning loop [18].
Round 2: 6 SC, INC 3 times, 6 SC, INC 3 times [24].
Round 3: 6 SC, (SC, INC) 3 times, 6 SC, (SC, INC) 3 times [30].
Round 4: 6 SC, (SC, INC, SC) 3 times, 6 SC, (SC, INC, SC) 3 times [36].
Round 5: 6 SC, (3 SC, INC) 3 times, 6 SC, (3 SC, INC) 3 times [42].
Round 6: 6 SC, (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 3 times, 6 SC, (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 3 times [48].
Rounds 7-17: 11 rows SC [48 stitches per row.
Stop here to Insert Eyes five rows down from just finished row. Use a piece of Fisherman to embroider nose with straight stitches in a triangle.
Round 18: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times, change colors to Lemonade [42].
Round 19: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Round 20: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Round 21: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 22: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 23: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 24: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Thread yarn through last row and pull up tight to close opening.
Using Orange Roving and the needle felting tool, felt large diamonds around the eyes.
Cut several pieces of Lemonade about 12 inches long for her hair. Attach by folding the hair in half and pull a loop through and pull the open ends through the loop. Pull tight. Make sure you put it in a triangle in the front for the widows peak.
For the black spots, I used a black sharpie to draw on several spots.
RIGHT ARM in Fisherman
Ch 2,
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [4].
Round 2: SC, Puff Stitch, 2 SC [3 SC, 1 Puff Stitch].
Round 3: 4 SC, change colors to the Lemonade in the last stitch [4].
Round 4: (SC, INC) 2 times [6].
Rounds 5-11: 7 rows SC [6 stitches per row].
Fasten Off. Don’t stuff arms.
Use sharpie to make spots on the yellow portion of the arm.
LEFT ARM in Fisherman
Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [4].
Round 2: SC, Puff Stitch, 2 SC [3 SC, 1 Puff Stitch].
Round 3: 4 SC, change colors to the Rust in the last stitch [4].
Round 4: (SC, INC) 2 times [6].
Rounds 5-6: 2 rows SC [6 stitches per row].
Rows 7-11: 5 rows SC [6 stitches per row].
Fasten Off. Don’t stuff arms.
Use sharpie to make spots on the yellow part of the arm.
FEET – Make 2, in Rust
Ch 5
Round 1: SC in 2nd Ch from hook, SC for 2 stitches, 3 SC in last stitch, working in the unused loops from the first few stitches, 3 SC, 3 SC in the beginning loop [12].
Round 2: 3 SC, INC 3 times, 3 SC, INC 3 times [18].
Round 3: Working in BLOs SC row [18].
Round 4: SC, DEC in next 6 stitches, 5 SC [12].
Start stuffing feet.
Round 5: 2 SC, DEC, DEC, 6 SC [10].
Round 6: 7 SC, DEC, SC [9]
Round 7: 2 SC, DEC, 5 SC [8]
Round 8: Slip Stitch 3, Change Colors to Mustard, Ch 1, turn, In FLOs SC 8, Do not continue in the round this is not a full row. Chain 1, Fasten off.
Rounds 9-18: Join Lemonade in unused loops from Round 8, 9 rows SC [8 Stitches per row].
Fasten off 1st leg and make second leg.
Do not fasten off second leg. Change color to Rust in last stitch.
Round 19: you will be crocheting around both legs for this row. Chain 1, Change Color to Lemonade, SC around 1st leg, Change color to Rust, Chain 1, Change back to Lemonade, SC around 7 stitches, Change Color to Rust, SC last Stitch (16 SC, 2 Chains)
Rounds 20: SC in Chain Stitch, SC, Change Color to Lemonade, 6 SC, Change Color to Rust, SC, SC in Chain, SC, Change Color to Lemonade, SC 5, Change color to Rust, 2 SC, [18]
Continue stuffing
Round 21: 3 SC, Change Color to Lemonade, 4 SC, Change Color to Rust, 5 SC, Change Colors to Lemonade, 3 SC, Change Color to Rust 3 SC [18].
Round 22: 4 SC, Change Color to Lemonade, 2 SC, Change Color to Rust 7 SC, end this row here. Move your start to this point. Not a full row.
Round 23: INC, 8 SC, INC, 7 SC [21].
Round 24: INC, 10 SC, INC, 3 SC, INC 3 SC [24].
Round 25: SC row [24].
Round 26: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18]
Continue stuffing.
Round 27: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Rounds 28-30: 3 rows SC [12 stitches per row.
Round 31: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 32: Note: adjust the locations of the puff stitches if necessary to make the boobs in the right location. 6 SC, Puff Stitch, 4 SC, Puff Stitch, 6 SC, [16 SC, 2 puff stitches]
Round 33: 6 SC, Change Colors to Lemonade DEC, SC, DEC, Change Colors to Rust, 7 SC. [16].
Round 34: 3 SC, DEC, Change Colors to Lemonade, 5 SC, Change Colors to Rust DEC, 2 SC, DEC. [13].
Fasten off.
Attached the head to the body first. Stuff firmly so your head doesn’t wobble. Sew on arms.
If you can find a tiny Thundercats patch for the center of her outfit, you can attach that otherwise see below.
THUNDERCATS PATCH
In Red, Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Chain from Hook. Join round with a slip stitch. Fasten off and sew to body between boobs.
Last year I did a bunch of mini monsters for Halloween. I didn’t get them all typed. I wanted to add this one to the mix. They’re all gonna laugh at you.
One of my first Steven King books and my absolute best Halloween Costume. (I even won a contest)
Blood everywhere
As you can see, I may have gotten blood all over my walls and radiator. Its all good because it was just stage makeup mixed with a lot of water. (I was going to use paint, but in the test run it dried really crusty). The makeup stays nice and bright, but it does transfer off if you rub it directly.
The hair can be attached anyway you like. This is a new method, that I like a lot, but it is a touch confusing.
You also can make her with no blood, but where is the fun in that.
I love this yarn Soft Pink
Vanna’s Choice – Beige
Fuzzy yellow yarn
12 mm safety eyes
Doll Eyelashes
Epoxy 6000
Red Theater Makeup and Water
Size E crochet hook
Large eye blunt needle
Polyfiberfill
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
Ch- Chain
INC – SC 2 stitches into same stitch
DEC – SC two stitches together
BLO – Back loops only
FLO – Front Loops only
Gauge – Gauge is not important for this project, but if you are making it from the kit, you should use the right size needle to ensure you don’t run out of yarn.
Notes:
Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.
The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.
I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.
Crochet section is worked in partly in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.
If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
EYES
Cut a section of three eyelashes per eye. Glue to the flat part of the safety eyes and set aside to dry.
HEAD
In Beige, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (5 SC, INC) 3 times [21].
Round 5: (6 SC, INC) 3 times [24].
Rounds 6-8: 3 rows SC [24 stitches each row].
Stop here and insert safety eyes, and start stuffing.
Round 9: (6 SC, DEC) 3 times [21].
Round 10: (5 SC, DEC) 3 times [18].
Round 11: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 12: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off.
DRESS
In Pink, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: In BLOs, SC row [30].
Round 7: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Rounds 9-10: SC for 2 rows [24 stitches per row].
Round 11: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Rounds 12-13: 2 rows SC [18 stitches per row.
Start Stuffing.
Round 14: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 15: SC row [12].
Fasten off. Sew to head.
RUFFLE ON BOTTOM OF DRESS
In Pink, Attach to unused loops in Round 6
Round 1: Inc in each stitch [60].
Round 2: SC in each stitch [60].
Fasten off.
HAIR
In Fuzzy Yellow
Take a piece of yarn and measure the crown of your dolls head. Set this aside, you will use this to make sure you make enough hair.
Using the hair color, wrap the yarn around an item the same width as you want the length of your hair to be. (I used my iphone). These wraps should be as long on the phone as your set aside piece of hair. The more wraps you do, the thicker the hair.
Then using the same yarn, SC along the spine of your item catching 3-4 pieces of yarn at a time. (This secures the hair). Fasten off and leave a long tail for sewing.
Cut the hair at the other end.
Lay chain on head with hair covering face and tack down. Flip hair to the back of the head and start tacking down sections. Leave some free.
PIGS BLOOD
Wet the red makeup to a runny consistency. You want it in between honey and whole milk. Dump on your dolls head. I also used a toothbrush and spattered some on her to spread out the blood.
It has been awhile since I have had time to type a pattern. I will try to be better. Here’s one of my Cereal Icons. I loved these commercials when I was little. My parents wouldn’t let us get these cereals as they were so sugary.
Remember, the pattern isn’t tested. Please use #drunkenauntwendy if you post on Instagram.
Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn – Hot Rose
I love this yarn – Red
I love this yarn – Light Grey
I love this yarn – Rosy Cheeks
Black Embroidery Floss
12 MM Safety Eyes painted white
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Small Sharp Embroidery Needle
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.
Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.
The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.
I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.
If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
HEAD – in Rosy Cheek
The head is made by doing an oval increase. Sometimes it helps to mark where your increases are going to go with a spare piece of contrasting yarn. Just note that the first row is worked on both sides of the starting chain. The face is then embroidered on before you add the hair and stuff him.
Ch 8
Round 1: SC in 2nd Ch, SC in next 5 stitches. 3 SC in last stitch. Working in the unused loops from the chain, SC 5, 3 SC in last chain. [18]
Round 2: [6 SC, (INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [24].
Round 3: [6 SC, (SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [30].
Round 4: [6 SC, (SC, INC, SC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [36].
Round 5: [6 SC, (3 SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [42].
Round 6: [6 SC, (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [48].
Rounds 7-17: SC in each stitch for 10 rows [48 stitches per row].
Fasten off. Note: This flat edge is what is attached to the bumps for the head.
EYE PATCHES (Make 2 in Hot Rose)
Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [4].
Round 2: INC in each stitch around [8].
Fasten off.
Insert eye posts through the center hole.
Place safety eyes between rows 10-11 approximately 8 stitches apart. It helps to fold the head flat so you can make sure it is centered on the oval.
EYELIDS (make 2 in Hot Rose).
Ch 4
Row 1: SC in 2nd Chain from Hook, HDC, SC, Fasten off. [3].
Fasten off.
Sew at an angle over the plastic eye.
Embroider two nostrils using the Black Embroidery Floss and then a curved mouth underneath. Embroider a line across the eyes.
Make sure you tie all of these off inside the head to prevent unraveling later.
BOLTS – Make 2 in Red
CH 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd CH from hook. [6].
Round 2: INC in stitch [12].
Round 3: In BLOs, SC in each stitch [12].
Fasten off and leave a long tail for sewing. Stuff lightly. Attach to head on sides between rows 7-8 before you attach the top of the head.
TOP OF HEAD in Rosy Cheeks
Note top of head is made in 2 pieces.
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd CH from hook. [6].
Round 2: INC in stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: SC row
Fasten off first one, on the 2nd piece continue below.
Round 6: SC around both pieces [48].
Round 7: SC row [48].
Fasten off.
Line up middle points in hair and head and sew together stuffing as you go.
EYEBROWS – Make 2 in Hot Rose
Ch 6
Round 1: SC in 2nd Chain from hook, 4 SC [5].
Fasten off. Sew on the forehead a slight slant.
STEAM VALVE in Red
TOP
Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Chain from Hook [4].
Round 2: (INC, SC) 2 times [6].
Round 3: (SC, INC, SC) 2 times [8].
Round 4: (3 SC, INC) 2 times [10].
Round 5: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 2 times [12].
Fasten off. Set aside to make the base of the Steam Valve.
BASE CYLINDER
Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [4].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [8].
Round 3: SC in BLOS [8].
Rounds 4-7: 4 rows SC [8 stitches per row].
Start Stuffing
Round 8: 2 INC, SC, 2 DEC, SC [8].
Round 9: SC Row [8].
Round 10:2 SC, [place hook through stitch 3 rows below then into the next stitch SC] repeat one time, 4 SC [8].
Fasten off. Stuff firmly. Sew the curved side to the side of the head. Sew top of valve to the cylinder.
TEMPERATURE GUAGE
Made in 3 pieces
BOTTOM
In red, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: SC row [12].
Fasten off, sew to the side of head.
TOP PIECE
In red, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: SC in BLOs [18].
Round 5: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Lightly stuff
Round 6: (DEC) 6 times [6].
Fasten off, leave a long tail. Thread tail through Round 6 and pull up tight to close the hole. Sew to top of the bottom.
FACE PLATE
In White, Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd SC from hook [4].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [8].
Fasten off. Embroider on a black V with embroidery floss. Sew to the top piece.
LEGS – Make 2 in Red
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: SC in BLOs [18].
Rounds 5-11: 7 rows SC [18 stitches per row].
Fasten off 1st leg. On 2nd leg do not fasten off. Continuing with the 2nd leg
Round 12: SC around both legs to join them [36].
Rounds 13-15: 3 rows SC, Change colors to Hot Rose [36 stitches per row].
Start stuffing here. Make sure you stuff each leg.
Round 14: SC row [36].
Round 15: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Round 16: SC row [30].
Round 17: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 18: SC row [24].
Round 19: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 20: SC row [18].
Round 21: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Fasten off. Sew to the bottom of the head.
ARMS – make 2
In Rosy Cheeks, Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd chain from hook [4].
Round 2: SC row [4].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 2 times [6]
Rounds 4-6: 3 rows SC, Change colors to Hot Rose [6].
Rounds 7-11: 5 rows SC
Fasten off, tighten hole and sew to the sides of the body.
CHAINS Make 2 sets
Chain 9 loosely. Sew to body like suspenders.
I have a full series of these egg shaped animals planned. I have already posted Bandit. My mom was oddly afraid of Moose when I was younger. Of course this means we bought her lots of moose. I thought Melvin would be a nice addition to her collection.
Meet Melvin the Moose.
This pattern is not tested. If you have issues, please let me know.
Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
Essential Acrylics – Chocolate
Multicolored white and beige
I love this yarn – Black
24 MM Safety Eyes
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
DC – Double Crochet
TC – Triple Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
Puff Stitch –(Insert the hook in the stitch, yarn over, draw the yarn through the stitch) repeat 2 more times. You should have loops on your hook. Yarn over and draw through all 6 loops on the hook. Push the stitch out.
Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.
Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.
The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.
I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.
If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
BODY
In Chocolate, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Rounds 7-10: 4 rows SC [36 stitches per row].
Round 11: (5 SC, INC) 6 times [42].
Rounds 12-15: 4 rows SC [42 stitches per row].
Place eyes between 11-12.
Round 16: (3 SC, INC, 3 SC) 6 times [48].
Rounds 17-20: 4 rows SC [48 stitches per row]
Round 21: (7 SC, INC) 6 times [54].
Rounds 22-29: 8 rows SC [54 stitches per row].
Round 30: SC in each stitch [54].
Round 31: (7 SC, DEC) 6 times [48].
Round 32: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times [42].
Round 33: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Round 34: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Start stuffing
Round 35: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 36: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 37: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 38: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Leave a long tail. Thread tail through stitches from Round 34 and pull up tight to close hole. Weave in ends.
HORNS (make 2)
Large Part
In Multi, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Rounds 3-14: 12 rows SC [12 stitches per row].
Round 15: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Do not stuff. Fold flat.
Small parts (Make 3 per horn).
Round 1: 8 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [8].
Rounds 2-8: 7 rows SC [8 stitches per row].
Fasten off. Fold flat sew to large part. Attach horns to the head.
MUZZLE
In Multi, Ch 5
Round 1: SC in 2nd Chain from hook, SC 2, 3 SC in last stitch. Using unworked loops from the first stitches, SC 3, 3 SC in last stitch. [12].
Round 2: 3 SC (3 INC), 3 SC, (3 INC) [18].
Round 3: 3 SC, (INC, SC) 3 times, 3 SC, (INC, SC) 3 times [24].
Rounds 4-5: 2 rows SC [24 stitches per row].
Fasten off. Embroider two nostrils in black and a smile. Stuff and attach to body.
Last week I posted Eve. She has a magnet in her that will attach to Adam the Sperm. One trick with this little guy: Make sure your magnets are turned the right way so they attract instead of repel.
Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn in White (62 yds)
Black Embroidery Floss
9 mm Safety eyes
Strong Magnet
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
DC- Double Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.
Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.
The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.
I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.
If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
BODY
In White
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: SC row [12].
Round 4: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 5: SC row [18].
Round 6: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 7: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Rounds 8-15: 8 rows SC [30 stitches per row].
Round 16: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Stop here. Place eyes. Using Black Embroidery Floss, Embroider a eyebrows. Place Magnet in the nose. Make sure you check the polarity so it attracts to the Ovum not repels. Start stuffing.
Round 17: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 18: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 19: (SC, DEC) 4 times [8].
Rounds 20-23: 4 rows SC [8 stitches per row].
Round 24: DEC, DEC, SC, INC, INC, SC [8].
Rounds 25-34: 10 rows SC [8 stitches per row].
Round 35: (DEC, 2 SC) 2 times [6]
Round 36: (DEC, SC) 2 times [4].
Round 37: (DEC) 2 times [2].
Fasten off and weave in the ends.
I’ve been helping my daughter launch her own lotion line. So far we have come up with Body Butter and Night Eye Cream. We will be trying Lotion Bars and Lip Balm next as soon as the supplies get here. We did accomplish some fun soaps and air plant cork planters.
Let me know if you have any issues and use #drunkenauntwendy when you post so I can find it.
Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn in White
I love this yarn in Hot Rose
Black Embroidery Floss
18 mm Safety eyes
Doll Eyelashes
Strong Magnet
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
DC- Double Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.
Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.
The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.
I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.
If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
MAGNET POCKET
In White
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: SC row [12].
Fasten off. Leave a long tail for sewing. Set aside to sew inside the body.
EYES
Cut a 4 lash section of lashes and glue to the back of the safety eyes and set aside to dry.
BODY
In White
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Round 7: (5 SC, INC) 6 times [42].
Round 8: (3 SC, INC, 3 SC) 6 times [48].
Round 9: (7 SC, INC) 6 times [54].
Rounds 10-19: 10 rows SC [54 stitches per row].
Round 20: (7 SC, DEC) 6 times [48].
Round 21: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times [42].
Round 22: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Round 23: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Round 24: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Stop here. Place eyes. Using Black Embroidery Floss, Embroider a sideways smile. Attach magnet pocket to the back inside of the body, sew magnet in. Start stuffing.
Round 25: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 26: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 27: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Thread through the last row and pull up tight to close.
WAVE THINGS (Make 4).
In White, Ch 13
Row 1: SL Stitch in 2nd chain from hook, SC, HDC, 2 DC, 2 TC, 2 DC, HDC, 2 SC, Ch 1 turn
Row 2: 2 SL Stitch, 2 SC, 4 HDC, 2 SC, 2 Slip Stitch
Fasten off. Sew to middle of body, 2 on top and 2 on bottom.
BOW
In Hot Rose
Ch 11
Row 1: TC in 4th Ch from hook, DC, DC, SC, DC, DC, TC, TC [SC, 4 DC, 3 TC]
Fasten off leaving a long tail. Wrap tail around center to define the bow and the sew to the face above the eye.