Melvin Moose – Free Crochet Pattern

Crocheted Moose Pattern

I have a full series of these egg shaped animals planned. I have already posted Bandit. My mom was oddly afraid of Moose when I was younger. Of course this means we bought her lots of moose. I thought Melvin would be a nice addition to her collection.

Meet Melvin the Moose. Crocheted Moose Pattern

This pattern is not tested. If you have issues, please let me know.

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
Essential Acrylics – Chocolate
Multicolored white and beige
I love this yarn – Black
24 MM Safety Eyes
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle

Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
DC – Double Crochet
TC – Triple Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
Puff Stitch –(Insert the hook in the stitch, yarn over, draw the yarn through the stitch) repeat 2 more times. You should have loops on your hook. Yarn over and draw through all 6 loops on the hook. Push the stitch out.

Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
BODY
In Chocolate, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Rounds 7-10: 4 rows SC [36 stitches per row].
Round 11: (5 SC, INC) 6 times [42].
Rounds 12-15: 4 rows SC [42 stitches per row].
Place eyes between 11-12.
Round 16: (3 SC, INC, 3 SC) 6 times [48].
Rounds 17-20: 4 rows SC [48 stitches per row]
Round 21: (7 SC, INC) 6 times [54].
Rounds 22-29: 8 rows SC [54 stitches per row].
Round 30: SC in each stitch [54].
Round 31: (7 SC, DEC) 6 times [48].
Round 32: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times [42].
Round 33: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Round 34: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Start stuffing
Round 35: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 36: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 37: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 38: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Leave a long tail. Thread tail through stitches from Round 34 and pull up tight to close hole. Weave in ends.

HORNS (make 2)
Large Part
In Multi, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Rounds 3-14: 12 rows SC [12 stitches per row].
Round 15: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Do not stuff. Fold flat.

Small parts (Make 3 per horn).
Round 1: 8 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [8].
Rounds 2-8: 7 rows SC [8 stitches per row].
Fasten off. Fold flat sew to large part. Attach horns to the head.

MUZZLE
In Multi, Ch 5
Round 1: SC in 2nd Chain from hook, SC 2, 3 SC in last stitch. Using unworked loops from the first stitches, SC 3, 3 SC in last stitch. [12].
Round 2: 3 SC (3 INC), 3 SC, (3 INC) [18].
Round 3: 3 SC, (INC, SC) 3 times, 3 SC, (INC, SC) 3 times [24].
Rounds 4-5: 2 rows SC [24 stitches per row].
Fasten off. Embroider two nostrils in black and a smile. Stuff and attach to body.

Adam the Sperm

Crochet Sperm

Last week I posted Eve. She has a magnet in her that will attach to Adam the Sperm.  One trick with this little guy: Make sure your magnets are turned the right way so they attract instead of repel. Crochet Sperm

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn in White (62 yds)
Black Embroidery Floss
9 mm Safety eyes
Strong Magnet
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
DC- Double Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only

Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

BODY
In White
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: SC row [12].
Round 4: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 5: SC row [18].
Round 6: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 7: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Rounds 8-15: 8 rows SC [30 stitches per row].
Round 16: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Stop here. Place eyes. Using Black Embroidery Floss, Embroider a eyebrows. Place Magnet in the nose. Make sure you check the polarity so it attracts to the Ovum not repels. Start stuffing.
Round 17: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 18: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 19: (SC, DEC) 4 times [8].
Rounds 20-23: 4 rows SC [8 stitches per row].
Round 24: DEC, DEC, SC, INC, INC, SC [8].
Rounds 25-34: 10 rows SC [8 stitches per row].
Round 35: (DEC, 2 SC) 2 times [6]
Round 36: (DEC, SC) 2 times [4].
Round 37: (DEC) 2 times [2].
Fasten off and weave in the ends.

Chicken Champagne Cork Ornament

Crochet Chicken ornament

Easter is coming. There is plenty of time to make some chicken corks to go with the Bunny Corks.

Crochet Chicken ornament
Bawk!

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn – Red
I love this yarn – White
Champagne Cork
Screw eye
Ribbon
Black Sharpie
Orange Sharpie
Epoxy 6000

Gauge: is not important for this project

Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLOs – Back Loops Only
FLOs – Front loops only

Note: Hats are worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

HAT
In White
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [6]
Round 2: (INC) 6 times [12].
Round 3: (INC, SC) 6 times [18].
Rounds 4-6: 3 rows SC [18 stitch per row].
Fasten off.

COMB (make 3)
In Red,
Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [4]
Round 2-3: 2 rows SC [4 stitches per row].
Fasten off. Sew to the top of the hat.
Cut 6 inch section of ribbon. Thread ribbon through the screw eye and tie to hold it in place. Place the hat over the cork, pulling the ribbon through the hat. Here you can glue the hat in place to keep it from slipping.

Using the Orang Sharpie draw a small triangle for the beak.

Using the Black Sharpie draw two circles for eyes and a small mouth.

Bravo a small monster crochet pattern

Crochet Plush Monster

I’ve been busy this year focusing on my Animals from A-Z collection and pop culture female characters. Its hard to find crochet patterns I like for the ladies. There was a vote on Instagram for a character from the Marvel Universe  (Poor Buffy). I just go the supplies and finished another project so I’m really excited to get started. I hope everyone likes who I make. I’m not telling yet, watch Instagram to see.

I just recently Finished Cheetara. Crochet Cheetara Doll

This one was super fun to make. I think I made her hips a touch too big. I will see if I can fix that for when I test her. I also had trouble with making a tiny Thundercats logo. I’m still thinking of ideas to fix that. The spots ended up being easy. I just used a sharpie.

I also finished a Bad Decision Bear.

Don't Care Bear

She’s a Care Bear that is all grown up. I don’t know why the idea tickled me so much. I mean what is Drunken Aunt Wendy without a drunken Care Bear. She is adapted from ahookagurumi’s Don’t Care Bear Pattern. I really enjoy her stuff. You should check it out.

Now on to the free pattern. This is Bravo. He’s a little horned monster. This pattern works up great with just about any color for the body. I’ve had a lot of luck with self striping yarn too.

 

Crochet Plush Monster
I may be cute, but I’ll still eat you.

He’s super quick to make up and is really easy to personalize.

If you post him, make sure to use #drunkenauntwendy.

Materials
Knit Picks Variegated – Tropical (85 yds)

I love this yarn in White (12 yds)
I love this yarn in Black (1yd)
12 mm safety eyes
Size E crochet hook

Self Stick White Felt

Large eye blunt needle

Polyfiberfill

Abbreviations

 

SC – Single Crochet

Ch- Chain
INC – SC 2 stitches into same stitch

DEC – SC two stitches together
BLO – Back loops only

Gauge – Gauge is not important for this project, but if you are making it from the kit, you should use the right size needle to ensure you don’t run out of yarn.

Notes:

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

 I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

 Crochet section is worked in partly in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

 If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

BODY

In Tropical, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].

Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Round 7: (5 SC, INC) 6 times [42].
Round 8: (3 SC, INC, 3 SC) 6 times [48].
Rounds 9-20: 12 rows SC [48 stitches each row].
Round 21: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times [42].
Round 22: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Round 23: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Round 24: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Start stuffing.
Round 25: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 26: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 27: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off and using the long tail sew the opening closed.

LEGS (make 2)

In Tropical, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: SC in BLOs [24].
Rounds 6-7: 2 rows SC [24 stitches each row].
Fasten off, stuff and attach to the bottom on the ball.

FLOPPY ARMS (make 2)

In Tropical, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Rounds 3-16: SC for 14 rows [12 stitches each row].
Stuff just the bottom part of the arms. Fold in half and SC the opening closed.
Fasten off and sew to the in line with the legs between rows 10-11.

EYES (make 2)

In White, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: SC row [12].
Fasten off and leave a long tail for sewing.

Insert the safety eyes directly in the center of the crocheted eye.

Sew to body in line with the eyes.
HORNS (make 2)

In White, Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [4].
Round 2: INC in 1st stitch, 3 SC [5].
Round 3: INC in 1st stitch, 4 SC [6].
Round 4: INC in 1st stitch, 5 SC [7].
Round 5: INC in 1st stitch, 6 SC [8].
Round 6-11: SC for 6 rows [8 stitches per row.

Fasten off and leave a long tail for sewing. Stuff and sew to the top of the head in line with the arms.

Embroider the mouth using a straight stitch. Add an angled stitch to the corners of the mouth.

Cut two long oval teeth out of the felt and stick on the monster with the tooth line over the teeth. Use fabric glue to make the bond stronger.

Princess Buttercup – Free Crochet Pattern

Crochet Pattern for Princess Buttercup

If you follow me on Instagram (if you don’t you should), you’ll know I’m working on Cheetara from the Thundercats. There was also a poll for my next item. The winner is the Marvel Universe. There are a lot of male superhero crochet patterns out there so I’m going to try to make the female ones. I’ve already done She-Hulk and I have a huge list of more Marvel Female Characters.

I’ve had a bit of free time lately, so I’ve been typing. I was on a Princess Bride kick a while back. I’ve already posted Westley. Please enjoy. Remember these patterns are not tested. Let me know if you have problems. If you post a picture please tag me or use #drunkenauntwendy. Then I can find it. 

Now I present to you. Princess Buttercup.

Crochet Pattern for Princess Buttercup

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
Vanna’s Choice – Beige
I love this yarn – Red
I lover this yarn – Yellow
12 MM Safety Eyes
Doll Eyelashes
Epoxy 6000
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Small Sharp Embroidery Needle

Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
Puff Stitch –(Insert the hook in the stitch, yarn over, draw the yarn through the stitch) repeat 2 more times. You should have loops on your hook. Yarn over and draw through all 6 loops on the hook. Push the stitch out.
Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

EYES
Cut a section of three lashes and glue to the flat part of the eye. Set aside until called for.

HEAD – in Beige
The head is made by doing an oval increase. Sometime it helps to mark where your increases are going to go with a spare piece of contrasting yarn. Just note that the first row is worked on both sides of the starting chain. The face is then embroidered on before you add the hair and stuff her.

Ch 8
Round 1: SC in 2nd Ch, SC in next 5 stitches. 3 SC in last stitch. Working in the unused loops from the chain, SC 5, 3 SC in last chain. [18]
Round 2: [6 SC, (INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [24].
Round 3: [6 SC, (SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [30].
Round 4: [6 SC, (SC, INC, SC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [36].
Round 5: [6 SC, (3 SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [42].
Round 6: [6 SC, (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [48].
Rounds 7-17: SC in each stitch for 11 rows [48 stitches per row]. Change color to yellow.
Place safety eyes between rows 10-11 approximately 8 stitches apart. It helps to fold the head flat so you can make sure it is centered on the oval.

Using beige yarn embroider a nose using straight stitches.

Make sure you tie all of these off inside the head to prevent unraveling later.

Round 18: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times [42].
Round 19: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Round 20: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Round 21: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Start stuffing.
Round 22: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 23: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 24: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Thread tail through last 6 stitches. Pull up tight to close.

HAIR
Cut several strands about 12 inches long. Making a center part attach the strands of hair down the center of the head and along the back. Fill in as necessary. Make the hair as thick as you like. Take the hair from the front of the face and twist. Tack on the sides of the head.
ARMS – make 2
In Beige, Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd chain from hook [4].
Round 2: SC row [4].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 2 times [6] change colors
Round 4: SC row [6].
Round 5: SC in BLOS [6]
Rounds 6-11: 6 rows SC [6 Stitches per row].
Fasten off.
Join to the unused loops from round 5
Row 1: SC, DC, DC, SC, Slip Stitch, turn
Row 2: SC row, turn
Row 3: SC, DC, DC, SC slip stitch
Fasten off.

BELT in yellow
Ch 40 fasten off.

TORSO in red
Torso is worked as an oval. The increases go on the sides of the oval.
Ch 5
Round 1: SC in 2nd Ch from hook, SC for 2 stitches, 3 SC in last stitch, working in the unused loops from the first few stitches, 3 SC, 3 SC in the beginning loop [12].
Round 2: 3 SC, INC 3 times, 3 SC, INC 3 times [18].
Round 3: 3 SC, (SC, INC) 3 times, 3 SC, (SC, INC) 3 times [24].
Round 4: SC in BLOS [24].
Round 5: SC row [24].
Round 6: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 7: (4 SC, DEC) 3 times [15].
Rounds 8-9: 2 rows SC [15 stitches per row].
Start stuffing
Round 10: Puff Stitch, SC, Change Colors to Beige, SC, Change Colors back to Red, SC, Puff Stitch, 10 SC [13 SC, 2 Puff stitches]
Round 11: SC, Change Color to Beige 3 SC, 11 SC [15]
Round 12: Repeat row 11.
Fasten off. Sew to bottom of head.
Attach Arms.

SKIRT in Red.
Join with a slip stitch to the unused loops from Round 4.
Round 1: Using the unused loops from Round 4, SC row [24].
Round 2: SC row [24].
Round 3: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Rounds 4-6: 3 rows SC [30 stitches per row].
Round 7: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Rounds 8-10: 3 rows SC [36 stitches per row.
Fasten off. Tie belt around waist.

A is for Aardvark – Free Crochet Pattern

Crochet pattern aardvark

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I know it has been awhile, I am trying to figure out the best way to draft patterns for you readers and to not to go broke buying all the yarn.

I wanted to do a series of animals based on the Alphabet. Believe me it was hard to find animals that fit with some of the letters. I was trying to go with different animals that are harder to find in crochet patterns.

Please enjoy. Remember, this pattern is not tested. If you find an error, please let me know. Use #drunkenauntwendy if you post on Instagram so I can find it.

Crochet pattern aardvark

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn – Orange
I love this yarn – Lime Green
Black Embroidery Floss
12 MM Safety Eyes
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle

Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
DC – Double Crochet
TC – Triple Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
Puff Stitch –(Insert the hook in the stitch, yarn over, draw the yarn through the stitch) repeat 2 more times. You should have loops on your hook. Yarn over and draw through all 6 loops on the hook. Push the stitch out.

Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

HEAD in Orange
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (INC, SC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: SC in BLOS [18]. Change colors to green in the last stitch.
Round 5: SC row [18].
Round 6: (INC, 8 SC) 2 times [20].
Round 7: SC row [20].
Round 8: (INC. 9 SC) 2 times [22].
Round 9: SC row [22].
Round 10: (INC, 10 SC) 2 times [24].
Round 11: SC row [24].
Stop here and embroider 2 nostrils with the embroidery floss and straight stitches.
Round 12: 7 SC, 3 INC, 9 SC, 3 INC, 2 SC [30].
Round 13: 7 SC, (INC, SC) 3 times, 9 SC, (INC, SC) 3 times, 2 SC [36].
Round 14: 7 SC, (SC, INC, SC) 3 times, 3 SC, 3 INC, 3 SC, (SC, INC, SC) 3 times, 2 SC [43].
Round 15: 22 SC, INC, SC, 2 INC, SC, INC, 17 SC [47].
Round 16: 20 SC, INC, 3 SC, INC, 4 SC, INC, 3 SC, INC, 15 SC [51].
Rounds 17-21: 5 row SC [51 stitches per row].
Round 22: 30 SC, INC, 22 SC [52].
Rounds 23-26: 4 rows SC [52 stitches per row].
Stop here and insert eyes approximately 10 rows in from Round 26. Stuff Nose.
Round 27: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times, 6 SC [46].
Round 28: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times, 6 SC [38].
Round 29: (4 SC, DEC) 7 times [31].
Round 30: (3 SC, DEC) 7 times [24].
Round 31: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 32: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 33: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off leaving a long tail. Thread tail though last row and pull up tight to close hole.

BODY in Green
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (INC, SC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Round 7: (5 SC, INC) 6 times [42].
Round 8: (3 SC, INC, 3 SC) 6 times [48].
Rounds 9-14: 6 rows SC [48 stitches per row].
Round 15: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times [42].
Rounds 16-17: 2 rows SC [42 stitches per row].
Round 18: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Rounds 19-20: 2 rows SC [36 stitches per row].
Round 21: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Round 22: SC row [30].
Round 23: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 24: SC row [24].
Round 25: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Fasten off. Leave a long tail for sewing .
Stuff and sew to bottom of head.

OUTER EARS (Make 2) in Green
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: SC row [6].
Round 3: (INC, 2 SC) 2 times [8].
Round 4: SC row [8].
Round 5: (INC, 3 SC) 2 times [10].
Round 6: SC row [10].
Round 7: (INC, 4 SC) 2 times [12].
Round 8: SC row [12].
Round 9: (INC, SC) 6 times [18].
Round 10: SC row [18].
Round 11: (INC, SC, INC) 6 times [24].
Round 12: SC row [24].
Round 13: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Rounds 14-16: 3 rows SC [30 stitches per row].
Round 17: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 18: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 19: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Fold open edge closed and SC the opening together [6].
Fasten off leaving a long tail for sewing.

INNER EAR (make 2) in orange
Note this section is worked back and forth and not in the round.
Ch 7
Row 1: SC in 2nd Ch from hook, 5 SC, Chain 1 turn [6].
Row 2: INC, 4 SC, INC, Ch 1, turn [8].
Row 3: INC, 6 SC, INC, Ch 1 turn [10].
Rows 4-6: SC rows, Ch 1, turn, [10 stitches and 1 chain per row].
Row 7: DEC, 6 SC, DEC, CH 1, turn [8].
Row 8: SC row, Ch 1, turn [8].
Row 9: DEC, 4 SC, DEC, Ch 1, turn [6].
Row 10: SC row, Ch 1, turn [6].
Row 11: DEC, 2 SC, DEC, Ch 1, turn [4].
Rows 12-13: SC row, Ch1, turn [4].
Row 14: DEC, DEC, Ch 1, turn [2].
Rows 14-15: SC row, Ch 1, turn [2 stitches and one chain per row].
Row 16: DEC [1].
Fasten off leaving a long tail for sewing. Sew the inner ear piece to the outer ear matched the bottom edge.
FRONT LEGS (Make 2) in Orange
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: In FLO, [SC, Slip stitch in next stitch, Ch 4, Slip stitch in 2nd stitch from hook, Slip stitch in next 2 stitches] 3 times, 12 SC, Change colors to green in last stitch.
Round 5: In remaining loops from Round 4, SC in each stitch [18].
Rounds 6-7: 2 rows SC [18 stitches per row].
Fasten off. Stuff and sew to body.

BACK LEGS (Make 2) in Orange
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: In FLO, [SC, Slip stitch in next stitch, Ch 4, Slip stitch in 2nd stitch from hook, Slip stitch in next 2 stitches] 3 times, 18 SC, Change colors to green in last stitch.
Round 6: In remaining loops from Round 4, SC in each stitch [24].
Rounds 7-8: 2 rows SC [24 stitches per row].
Fasten off. Stuff and sew to body.

TAIL in Green
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: SC row [6].
Round 3: (INC, 2 SC) 2 times [8].
Round 4: SC row [8].
Round 5: (INC, 3 SC) 2 times [10].
Round 6: SC row [10].
Round 7: (INC, 4 SC) 2 times [12].
Round 8: SC row [12].

Crocheted Aardvark Pattern

Crochet Aardvark Pattern

Westley – Free Crochet Pattern

Westley Crochet Pattern

As you Wish!! Crochet your own Farm boy dressed up a the Dread Pirate Roberts. I love the Princess Bride. It is absolutely one of my favorite movies.

As always, this pattern hasn’t been tested yet. Feel free to contact me if you have any questions. Use #drunkenauntwendy if you post a picture so I can find him.

Westley
© 2018 DrunkenAuntWendyDesigns

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
Vanna’s Choice – Beige
I love this yarn – Black
Black Embroidery Floss
12 MM Safety Eyes
Plastic Cocktail Sword
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Small Sharp Embroidery Needle

Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only

Note: Entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

HEAD – in Beige
The head is made by doing an oval increase. Sometime it helps to mark where your increases are going to go with a spare piece of contrasting yarn. Just note that the first row is worked on both sides of the starting chain. The face is then embroidered on before you add the hair and stuff him.

Ch 8
Round 1: SC in 2nd Ch, SC in next 5 stitches. 3 SC in last stitch. Working in the unused loops from the chain, SC 5, 3 SC in last chain. [18]
Round 2: [6 SC, (INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [24].
Round 3: [6 SC, (SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [30].
Round 4: [6 SC, (SC, INC, SC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [36].
Round 5: [6 SC, (3 SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [42].
Round 6: [6 SC, (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [48].
Rounds 7-17: SC in each stitch for 11 rows [48 stitches per row]. Change color to black.
Place safety eyes between rows 10-11 approximately 8 stitches apart. It helps to fold the head flat so you can make sure it is centered on the oval.

Using beige yarn embroider a nose using straight stitches.

Using Black floss embroider a little mustache under the nose.

Make sure you tie all of these off inside the head to prevent unraveling later.

Round 18: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times [42].
Round 19: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Round 20: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Round 21: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Start stuffing.
Round 22: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 23: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 24: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Thread tail through last 6 stitches. Pull up tight to close.

LEGS – Make 2 in Black
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Ch from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: SC in BLOs [18].
Rounds 5-11: 7 rows SC [18 stitches per row].
Fasten off 1st leg. On 2nd leg do not fasten off. Continuing with the 2nd leg
Round 12: SC around both legs to join them [36].
Rounds 13-15: 3 rows SC [36 stitches per row].
Start stuffing here. Make sure you stuff each leg.
Round 14: SC row [36].
Round 15: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Round 16: SC row [30].
Round 17: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 18: SC row [24].
Round 19: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 20: SC row [18].
Round 21: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Fasten off. Sew to the bottom of the head.

ARMS – make 2
In Beige, Ch 2
Round 1: 4 SC in 2nd chain from hook [4].
Round 2: SC row [4].
Round 3: (SC, INC) 2 times [6]
Rounds 4-6: 3 rows SC, Change colors to Black [6].
Rounds 7-11: 5 rows SC
Fasten off, tighten hole and sew to the sides of the body.

HOLSTER – In Black
Ch 50
Row 1: Slip Stitch in 2nd Ch from hook, 11 Slip Stitches, 25 SC, 12 Slip Stitches.
Fasten off. Tie around his waist. Thread sword through the holster.

CHEST PIECE – in beige
Ch 6
Row 1: SC in 2nd Chain from hook, 4 SC (5).
Row 2: DEC, SC, DEC [3].
Row 3: SC, DEC [2].
Row 4: DEC [1].
Fasten off. Sew to torso in the center, with small point facing down. Using black yarn, embroider a black X across the chest piece.

MASK – in Black
Ch 70
Row 1: Slip stitch in 2nd chain from hook, 3 slip stitch, 6 SC, 49 HDC, 6 SC, 4 Slip Stitches [8 slip stitches, 12, SC, 49 HDC].
Row 2: Turn, Skip 1, 20 Slip Stitches, 8 SC, 10 Chain, skip 6, SC in next stitch, 2 SC, 10 Chain, Skip 6, SC in next stitch, 7 SC, 2 slip stitches (this is not a complete row)
Row 3: Turn, Skip 1, Slip stitch 8, 10 SC in Chain Space, Slip stitch 3, 10 SC in Chain Space, Slip Stitch 8.
Fasten Off. Sew to face.

Westley Crochet Pattern

Deadpool Ornament

Crochet Deadpool Ornament

Champagne Corks make the cutest little ornaments. Quick and easy, you can whip up a few in an hour or so. Make sure you leave time for the paint to dry.

Use #drunkenauntwendy if you post a picture online. IMG_5182

Deadpool Champagne Cork Ornaments
© DrunkenAuntWendyDesigns

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn – Red
I love this yarn – White
Champagne Corks
Red Acrylic Paint
White Acrylic Paint
Ball Stylus Sculpting Tools
Screw eye
Ribbon
Black Sharpie
Epoxy 6000

Gauge: is not important for this project

Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLOs – Back Loops Only
FLOs – Front loops only

Note: Hats are worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
BODY

Paint cork red with the acrylic paint. I recommend two coats.

Once the paint is dry. Insert screw hook in the top of the cork.

Using the Sharpie, draw a diamond shape on the face and color in. Draw a line around the bottom of the cork to mark the belt. Make two upside down “U’s on the sides of the body.

Using the White Paint and the ball stylus, make two small dots in the black diamonds.

HAT
In White Chain 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook. [6]
Round 2: SC row [6]
Round 3: DEC 3 times, Change color to red in last stitch [3]
Round 4: INC in each stitch [6].
Round 5: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 6: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Rounds 7-8: 2 rows SC, change color to white in last stitch [18].
Round 9: SC row.

Eye with Nerve

Pattern for a Crocheted Eye

Adding to the Crocheted Microbes and Guts, I present to you an anatomically correct Eye in its own display box. How cute is this? Okay maybe cute isn’t the right word.

The eye isn’t tested so let me know if you find any problems. Use #drunkenauntwendy so I can find your work and give you love. Don’t forget to check out my shop if you would like to purchase ad free patterns, plush or kits.

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn – White
I love this yarn – Black
I love this yarn – Soft Blue
I love this yarn – Red
I love this yarn – Sungold
I love this yarn – Soft Pink
Red embroidery floss
Plastic Baseball display case
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
DC – Double Crochet
TC- Triple Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL ST – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
FLO – Front Loops Only

Note: Almost the entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

See last page for alternative color options

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.
BODY
In Black
Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12]. Change Colors to Soft Blue
Round 3: (SC, INC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24]. Change Colors to White
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Rounds 7-8: 2 rows SC [36 stitches per row]
Round 9: (6 SC, 6 SC in BLOS) 3 times [36].
Rounds 10-11: 2 row SC [36 stitches per row]
Start stuffing
Round 12: (4 SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Round 13: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 14: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 15: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 16: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Thread tail through stitches in Round 16 and pull up tight to close.

MUSCLES (Make 3)
Working on one section at a time, Using White attach to the unused loops from Round 9.
Row 1: SC 6 stitches [6]. Change colors to Red.
Row 2: SC row [6].
Row 3: DEC, 2 SC, DEC [4].
Rows 4-8: 5 rows SC [4 stitches per row].
Row 9: DEC, DEC [2].
Rows 10-13: 4 rows SC [2 stitches per row].
Fasten off the first 2 muscles. Don’t fasten off the 3rd.
Row 14: SC all three muscles together to form a tube. [6].
Row 15: SC row [6]. Change colors to Soft Pink
Rows 16-18: 3 rows SC [6 stitches per row].
Fasten off.

VEINS
Using a sharp needle and two threads of red embroidery floss, backstitch veins behind row 9 between the muscles.

NERVES (Make 2)
In Sungold
Join to the eye near a muscle with a slip stitch. Chain 15. Fasten off.

Weave in any ends and place in plastic display box.

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man -Free Crochet Pattern

Crochet Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Crochet Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Boo!

If you follow me on Instagram, you may have voted for this guy. I keep putting up Boo Berry but he never wins. Poor guy.

I was a huge fan of Ghostbusters as a kid, both the movie and the cartoon. (I know I am aging myself). Stay Puft becomes friends with Slimer later on. It is the best.

As usual, he’s not tested. I’m working on typing up all the patterns I have done over the years. I’m also updating my available patterns page to make it easier to navigate. Simply scroll to the picture you want and click on it to be taken to the pattern for that item. Suggestions are always welcome on how to make the site easier to navigate.

Now for the pattern:

Materials
Worsted Weight Yarn
I love this yarn – Red
I love this yarn – White
I love this yarn – Royal
Black Embroidery Thread
Size 12 mm Plastic Safety eyes
White Acrylic Paint
Size E crochet hook
Polyfiberfill
Large Eye Needle
Abbreviations
SC – Single Crochet
HDC – Half Double Crochet
DC – Double Crochet
CH- Chain
FO – Fasten Off
SL – Slip Stitch
INC – Make two Single Crochet in Same Stitch
DEC – Single Crochet two stitches together
BLO – Back Loops Only
FLO – Front Loops Only

Note: Almost the entire project is worked in the round. Use a stitch marker or a scrap piece of yarn to mark the beginning of each row. Then you don’t have to count every row. Do not join unless instructed to.

Parentheses indicate a repeat. Repeat the stitches in the parentheses for the number of times indicated.

The bracketed number [] is the number of stitches at the end of each row.

I spread my increases out so there isn’t a seam on the finished piece. If you do not like this method, you can do regular increases.

If you have any questions, please feel free to email me at drunkenauntwendy@gmail.com.

EYES
Before starting paint small half moons in white on the bottom of the safety eyes.

HEAD – in White
The head is made by doing an oval increase. Sometimes it helps to mark where your increases are going to go with a spare piece of contrasting yarn. Just note that the first row is worked on both sides of the starting chain. The face is then embroidered on before you finish the head and stuff him.
Ch 8
Round 1: SC in 2nd Ch, SC in next 5 stitches. 3 SC in last stitch. Working in the unused loops from the chain, SC 5, 3 SC in last chain. [18].
Round 2: [6 SC, (INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [24].
Round 3: [6 SC, (SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [30].
Round 4: [6 SC, (SC, INC, SC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [36].
Round 5: [6 SC, (3 SC, INC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [42].
Round 6: [6 SC, (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 3 times] repeat bracket one more time [48].
Rounds 7-17: SC in each stitch for 11 rows [48 stitches per row].
Round 18: (6 SC, DEC) 6 times [42].
Round 19: (5 SC, DEC) 6 times [36].
Round 20: (4SC, DEC) 6 times [30].
Place eyes, embroider mouth with two arcs and then fill it in.
Start stuffing
Round 21: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 22: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 23: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 24: DEC 6 times [6].
Fasten off. Leave a long tail. Thread tail through the stitches in Round 24. Pull up tight to close the hole.
HAT
Starting in White, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (INC, SC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: SC row [30].
Round 7: (3 SC, DEC) 6 times [24].
Round 8: (2 SC, DEC) 6 times [18].
Round 9: (SC, DEC) 6 times [12].
Round 10: DEC 6 times, change colors to Blue [6].
Rounds 11-13: 3 rows SC [6 stitches per row].
Flatten white part. Stuff the blue part only.
Sew to the side of his head at a jaunty angle.

TASSLE
In Red, Ch 12
Row 1: Sl St in 2nd chain from hook and in remaining 10 stitches [11].
Fasten off. Attach to center of white part of hat.

BODY
In White, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Round 3: (INC, SC) 6 times [18].
Round 4: (SC, INC, SC) 6 times [24].
Round 5: (3 SC, INC) 6 times [30].
Round 6: (2 SC, INC, 2 SC) 6 times [36].
Rounds 7-16: 10 rows SC [36 Stitches per row]
Round 17: (DEC, 4 SC) 6 times [30].
Start stuffing
Round 18: (DEC, 3 SC) 6 times [24].
Round 19: (DEC, 2 SC) 6 times [18].
Fasten off. Stuff firmly and sew to the bottom of the head.

ARMS & LEGS (make 6)
In White, Ch 2
Round 1: 6 SC in 2nd Chain from hook [6].
Round 2: INC in each stitch [12].
Rounds 3-4: 2 rows SC [12 stitches per row].
Stuff
Round 5: DEC in each stitch [6].
Fasten off. Sew 2 for each arm. 1 for each leg.
SAILOR COLLAR
The Sailor Collar is made in two pieces and sewn to the front and the back.

Front
In Royal, Ch 11
Row 1: SC in 2nd Chain from hook, SC in remaining 9 stitches [10].
Row 2: Ch 1, 10 SC [10].
Row 3: 4 SC, 2 SL, 4 SC [8 SC, 2 SL]
Row 4: DEC, DEC, 2 SL, DEC, DEC [4 SC, 2 SL]
Row 5: DEC, 2 SL, DEC [2 SC, 2 SL]
Fasten off. Using white yarn and straight stitches embroider a white line around the edge of the collar.
Sew to the front, under his chin.

Back
In Royal, CH 11
Row 1: SC in 2nd Chain from hook, SC in remaining 9 stitches [10].
Row 2: Ch 1, 10 SC [10].
Row 3: Ch 1, 10 SC [10].
Row 4: Ch 1, 10 SC [10].
Fasten off. Using white yarn and straight stitches embroider a white line around the edge of the collar.
Sew to the back, under his head.

TIE
In Red, CH 5
Row 1: SL in 2nd Stitch from hook, SC, CH 3, SL in 2nd Stitch from hook, SC, Ch 2
Fasten off. Sew to front of his body. The slip stitch sides are the ties. The Chain parts need to be attached to the Sailor Collar.